Ideal

Was looking through FB, and saw some photos that really made me think of how girls should carry themselves.

My thoughts (not judging):

1. Shouldn't smoke

No matter how gorgeous a girl look, once puffs of smoke escape her mouth, attractiveness plunges to sub-zero. & the smell of smoke + perfume is worse than sweat + perfume.

2. Shouldn't drink too excessively (volume and frequency) or ever get drunk

I don't see how a puking, gibberish tomato-red face girl looks good/attractive.

3. No pointing middle fingers please

Your middle fingers should be used to write/type/eat/bake with the rest of the other fingers. If somehow someone forces you to stick one up, choose your thumb.

4. Minimal usage of crude words (I'm guilty)

Shit is not crude. I don't know why they are always censored in songs, like Moves Like Jagger. I find the Hokkien ones most offensive.

I want to go for etiquette lessons. I need to be more poised.